Straw v. Kloecker et al

Filing 34

MEMORANDUM Order: For the reasons stated in this memorandum order, plaintiff's motion for permission to amend and to request the case be reopened 32 is denied. This action remains dismissed. Signed by the Honorable Milton I. Shadur on 9/20/2017:Mailed notice(clw, )

IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF ILLINOIS
EASTERN DIVISION

ANDREW U. D. STRAW,
Plaintiff,
v.
JOHN F. KLOECKER, and
LOCKE LORD LLP,
Defendants.

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Case No. 14 C 1420

MEMORANDUM ORDER
Last week pro se plaintiff Andrew Straw ("Straw") 1 filed a September 11 "Verified
Motion For Permission To Amend and To Request the Case Be Reopened" (the "Motion,"
Dkt. No. 32) that attempts to call Fed. R. Civ. P. ("Rule") 60(b) to his aid. 2 But this is another
instance of Straw constantly changing his stance in which, having advanced one untenable
argument without success, he tries to reshape his claim impermissibly.
Take a look, for example, at his earlier effort to get out from under this Court's
determination that his original RICO-based complaint against his targeted defendants, attorney
John Kloecker ("Kloecker") and Kloecker's law firm Locke Lord LLP, was frivolous (as though
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Straw is a lawyer who was suspended from practice by the Indiana Supreme Court in
February of this year -- a suspension that then led to his suspension from practicing law in this
District Court.
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With Straw's legal training, he should be aware that a generic reference to Rule 60(b),
rather than specific reliance on one of its several parts, is often a tipoff that the litigant does not
qualify under any of subparts (1) through (5) -- and the more generally stated subpart (6) is not to
be construed as a catchall of broad applicability.

elimination of the "frivolous" label would somehow magically cleanse his lawsuit of
frivolousness). But see the attached copy of this Court's brief August 4, 2017 memorandum
order (Dkt. No. 31) that not only rejected Straw's attempt to strike this Court's "frivolous"
holding but also quoted our Court of Appeals' express agreement with that holding, coupled with
that Court's show cause order directing Straw to negate the possibility of sanctions for having
taken an appeal. 3
In sum, Straw's attempt at a total do-over of his original claim is denied. This action
remains dismissed.

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Milton I. Shadur
Senior United States District Judge
Dated: September 20, 2017

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Some further insight into Straw's warped views is provided by his argument, also
pursued in his appeal, that it was somehow unethical for the law firm in which this Court had
been a partner before becoming a judge (37 years ago!) to represent attorney Kloecker and his
law firm in this case (another contention that was rejected in the Court of Appeals' opinion).

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IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF ILLINOIS
EASTERN DIVISION
ANDREW U. D. STRAW,
Plaintiff,
v.
JOHN F. KLOECKER, and
LOCKE LORD LLP,
Defendants.

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Case No. 14 C 1420

MEMORANDUM ORDER
Last week (on July 27) Andrew U. D. Straw ("Straw") filed a self-prepared "Verified
Motion to Reconsider Order Denying Motion To Strike," (the "Motion," Dkt. No. 30) that asked
this Court "to Strike its contention that [this] case was frivolous." But that request is without
merit, for this Court has gone back to look (1) at the context in which it indeed labeled as
"frivolous" Straw's totally ill-conceived and bizarre effort to invoke civil RICO to collect from
his targeted defendants -- attorney John Kloecker ("Kloecker") and the latter's law firm Locke
Lord LLP -- $15 million in damages and (2) at our Court of Appeals' opinion affirming this
Court.
To begin, here are three relevant excerpts from this Court's March 5, 2014 memorandum
opinion and order (Dkt. No. 8), the first two from pages 2 and 3 of that opinion and the last from
its final paragraph:
It might have been expected that a lawyer such as Straw would have looked into
the requirements of civil RICO before shooting from the hip as he has done in his
Complaint, filed as it was less than two weeks after he received the Letter. 1 For
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[Footnote by this Court] "Letter" refers to a February 13, 2014 letter transmitted by
attorney Kloecker to Straw dealing with the latter's lawsuit against a client of Kloecker's.

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example, some notion of the lack of thought and analysis that have gone into the
Complaint can be gleaned from Straw's bizarre prayer for relief set out in
Complaint ¶ 25.
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More to the point from a substantive point of view, although Complaint ¶ 1 refers
to "racketeering activity" on the part of the defendants coupled with generic
references to 18 U.S.C. § 1962(a-d) in Complaint ¶¶ 3 and 4, it is painfully
obvious from those blunderbuss citations that he has not bothered to read through
what each of those separate subsections require.
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In sum, Straw's effort to bootstrap the Letter into a criminal violation through
which he hopes to mulct $15 million from Kloecker and Locke Lord must be
characterized as legally frivolous in the sense employed in Lee v. Clinton,
209 F.3d 1025 (7th Cir. 2000). And the analysis there supports the denial of in
forma pauperis treatment and the dismissal of this action by this District Court
(see id. at 1027). This Court so orders.
Then, after this Court issued a March 26, 2014 memorandum order (Dkt. No. 11)
rejecting Straw's motion for reconsideration of that opinion, Straw took an appeal from the
dismissal -- and our Court of Appeals gave Straw short shrift in a three-page order, a
"nonprecedential disposition." After recapping the background of Straw's action against attorney
Kloecker and his law firm, the Court of Appeals' order stated in part:
The district court concluded that Straw's racketeering claim is frivolous and that
the letter he received from Locke Lord was "a legitimate inquiry" concerning the
state lawsuit. Opining that Straw misconceives how civil RICO works and is
attempting to "bootstrap" the firm's letter into a criminal violation, the court
dismissed the federal suit and denied Straw's motion to reconsider.
And here is the conclusion of the Court of Appeals' order:
We agree with the district court that Straw's lawsuit under RICO is frivolous, as is
this appeal. Accordingly, we AFFIRM the judgment and order Straw to SHOW
CAUSE within 30 days why he should not be sanctioned under Fed. R. App. P. 38
for taking this appeal. We also DENY Straw's motion to disquality Miller,
Shakman & Beem LLP as attorneys for the appellees in this case.
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In short, Straw's current Motion is indeed plainly lacking in merit. It is denied.

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Milton I. Shadur
Senior United States District Judge
Dated: August 4, 2017

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